Faking To Precision

Gopal and his friends found ways to bunk class
Each day giving the lecturer different cause
One of the lecturer was very strict
Which one day put Gopal in a fix.

He was absent for many days
As he enjoyed touring places
Now he was looking for a legitimate reason
So his lecturer could listen.

Gopal’s friends found a solution
To tell lecturer he had an accident as the reason
And limp to class with a bad foot,
Happy Gopal asked, “Give me a chalk,
to remind me which one to!”.

How the Act protects!

During Gopal’s first year in collage
To save his money a battle against his seniors he had to wage
They used to force him for free treats
And he had to struggle to make ends meet.

One day in hostel while reading newspaper in sunshine
Gopal’s eye caught BT Regulatory Bill of 2009
Which stated those who opposed GM food would be behind bars
So he had decided his seniors to invite to breakfast.

Gopal ordered as dessert for his seniors Bt Brinjal ice-cream
With hot pepper sprinkled behind their back
They were forced to eat without complaint
And not anymore troubling Gopal for future free treats!