I do what you don’t !

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Gopal was playing with Ramu
Both were 5 years old
Ramu always thought he was better
But Gopal was always clever.

In the evening both were playing
With their toy cars in the floor speeding
As children liked toys
And when playing on them they are focused.

Gopal was leading his toy on a narrow path
And on opposite direction Ramu’s car approached,
Ramu shouted, “I never back up for idiots”
Gopal leading his car in reverse replied, “I do.!”

Making Mom Believe!

4-years old Gopal was slow learner
His mother coached him with all her power
She used to guide him all the time
And Gopal was fed up of the game.

One evening during dinner
Mother to make him to eat his meal more quickly tried
Gopal was holding a spoon
Through which his mother was teaching him to eat soon.

She reminded him to put the whole spoonful in his mouth
Gopal was tired of hearing from his mother a lot
To make Mom in him believe
Gopal replied, “But , Mommy, “I don’t have a big mouth like you!.”

Making stand out

Gopal’s mother went to men’s clothing store
As her son’s school day function was coming near
She used to haggle a lot before purchase
And her wrath shopkeeper had to face.

She wanted to buy a tie,
So shopkeeper displayed all that in his shop lie
But she went thorough all failing to make a decision
Then the shopkeeper asked what was the reason.

She said, “I want a tie that would make my
son among audience stand out,
And that is what I am out.”
“Ma’am,” he replied, “any tie makes the audience eyes stand out,
If you tie around your son’s neck tight!.”

Me Too

Gopal with his 5 years old daughter went to LIC office
And his daughter was curious to know the purpose
Wide eyed she looked around
While her father a counter found.

Gopal filled the form of life insurance policy
And clerk stressed to fill the beneficiary
So he could live without worry
Hearing this with an idea his daughter was happy.

Her mom used to scold her when she was naughty
Which after doing mischief she used to worry
She asked her father for her too make a policy
So she could avoid punishment and be happy !

Out of blue solution

Gopal was watching T.V. in morn
After repeatedly warning his 5 years old son
Who was doing lot of mischief
And troubling his wife.

He was not sitting in one place,
His wife was finding hard his problem to face
While an adhesive Ad in T.V. caught Gopal’s eye
Which proclaimed it remains stuck till you die.

Gopal’s wife asked him, his son to look after
As lot of other chores she had to take care
Gopal replied, “Seat him atop of adhesive can
Then other work to do you can!

Child's Intelligence

Smitha with her Papa
Was going on a ride
Down the country side.
The little girl was singing
And, beauty of verdant fields enjoying.

Her Papa glanced at the fuel gauge,
She noticed worried look on his face.
The needle was hovering around ‘E’,
And wondered what she realized why he couldn’t see.

Smitha said with glee,
“There is ‘E’nough petrol
to reach granny’s house;
When fuel is not ‘F’inished,
Let us this joy ride cherish!.

Attention to detail!

Who used to be always stubborn
She had a hard time bringing him up
As she couldn’t make his behaviour to stop.

In a school for a function
Geetha heard her son saying there was a photo session
While she was preparing breakfast
After waking up late making up for the time lost.

Her son said, “The photo will be of passport size,
But I want to have a photo covering my shoes.”
Fed up Geetha with anger replied,
“Then hold the shoes over your head!”

The unfinished fight in paper

10 years old Gopal used to fight with his sister,
His mother had hard time bringing them up together
Gopal was naughty in school as well;
One day his teacher told a story on “Heavy weight fight” to write well.

Gopal began to write with great interest
As in TV he always used to watch the fights
But he did not have the talent to go further
With loss of words to explain better.

The teacher started to read his assignment
And asked why it tailed off with resent
Nifty Gopal replied, “Ah, sir it was getting late you see,
As my mother stopped the fight at the end of round three!

The Evergreen Valentine’s Day

Gopal loved a girl in school
And around her he used to fool
But he was afraid to say
Like other boys and girls in someway.

Old days love was a crime next to murder
And for people in streets to speak it was fodder
Despite the threat of being whipped
Some stood tall declaring love.

By sending SMS Gopal committed the crime
Receiving the reply, “Sure”, his face brightened
like a thousand watt bulb
As he sent, “I like you very much”,
Glowing literally with ‘surya koti sama praba ‘, touch.

Getting into Father Shoe's

12 years old Rama was from middle class family
His father had to struggle to support him amply
So his graduated elder brother was trying for a job
But MNC him did not absorb.

Dejected his brother came home
And explained his indian acent was his dome
Call center wanted people with US accent
So in interview himself couldn't favourably present.

One day Rama complained his voice was changing
His mother explained it was usual while growing,
In flash he asked, "Could I get US acent,
So favourably to MNC I could present?